In Vino Americano Veritas

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Ya got gas? Acid reflux? Looking for that chunky burp of relief?

Have a Coke and a Smile!

This is not your typical soda-bashing broadcast. Coca Cola, like just about everything else, is good stuff in moderation.

For me, moderation is about once a month. The near nuclear ingredients really hit the spot, offering a sweet and tastey fix that mirrors cheesecake or a lucious, syrup-covered brownie.

But, monthly. Not five times a day.

This stuff cleans toilets, disintegrates acid build up on car battery terminals (old farts like me use a Coke and a Smile for this one), and introduces all types of nasty nuisances in the human nutritional system.

If you are not having a beer or some wine or a mixed drink, if you are under the legal drinking age (which is 11 and 1/2 here in Roma), if you don’t drink tap water (not drinking Roman Aqueduct water is the sign of shear stupidity)…then, make it a “Coca?” as the waiters here say.

Romans live to be 117. They are razor thin with strong bones. They eat tons of carbs and drink alchohol all day. They smoke. Plus, Romans screw around behind, on, about, and in concert with each other. Why?

Some say, “No stress“. True since nothing gets done but everyone looks good. Anxiety is limited to a double-parking location close to the Forno (bakery) to pick up bread for Nona combined with the perfect ensemble-outfit to wear as you exit your vehicle and strut confidently to the shop, ignoring the blaring car horns perpetrated by those you just blocked.

Others maintain, “Romans walk everywhere”. That is a basic fact as well. Roma is to be strolled. The locals enjoy it even more than the tourists. Double-park the car, walk to the trattoria, spend 3 hours eating, walk to the bar for a cafe’, then saunter to the gelateria for, duh, gelato.  Return to your car to find a dead battery and nearly-dead-distraught owner of the vehicle you blocked. Smile and depart.

But, I believe it is the water! The water comes down from the hills as it has for over 2 millenia. The water is not treated or stored or bottled. It flows through the city, squirts out of the “Nasoni” (little nose) drinking fountains that dot the Centre. And it has the natural minerals that water should have before some civic moron decides to alter it.

So why default to “Coca” when you have these typically complex Roman water choices?

  • Aqua Con Gas
  • Aqua Frizzante
  • Water with Bubbles
  • Aqua Senza Gas
  • Aqua Naturale
  • Water without Bubbles
  • Aqua Rubineto
  • Tap Water
  • con limone (ask for some lemon slices and spike you aqua)
  • The Hell with it. Slurp at the NASONI before you eat

So have an “Aqua” and a smile. Save the Coca Cola for the medicine cabinet, a monthly carbonated celebration (with rum,maybe?), or that special time when you need to counteract the over-indulgence of perrerincino, garlic, and onions you laced your Pizza Margarita con Bufala with.

Burp! Ahh! It’s the real thing!

 

 

 

 

 

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Tom was born Thomas James Shaker on August 13, 1952, to Mary Katherine Christopher Shaker (daughter of Italian immigrants) and Mitchell Francis Shaker (son of Lebanese immigrants) in the town of Niles, Ohio. He is the fifth of eight children. He scored the lead role in his kindergarten play Frosty the Snowman and never looked back. Throughout his 12-year parochial education, Tom mixed high academic marks with countless arts, sports, and student government activities. This culminated with his becoming a participant, then counselor and finally consultant to the National Association of Student Councils (NASC) and its affiliates in Ohio (OASC) and Pennsylvania (PASC). Tom also was selected and participated in the Buckeye Boys State leadership conference sponsored by the State of Ohio. He continued these activities as he prepared for undergraduate school. Entering Kent State University in September 1970, Tom immediately became involved with activities surrounding the tragic campus shootings the previous May 4. He was a founding member of the Candlelight Vigil Committee and continued to work with the Centre for Peaceful Change. From 1970-74, Tom produced many theatrical works off campus while performing in university theatre department plays. He was inducted into three honoraria and given the Senior Service Award. Tom graduated with countless student activity, government and Arts credits highlighted by his work as the publisher for the Chestnut Burr Yearbook and Kent Stater Campus Newspaper. Tom earned his AEA Actors' Equity Association Card (the union for professional stage actors) in the summer of 1974 as the third cowboy from the left in Oklahoma and fourth Buddhist from the right in The King and I. He was accepted to Akron University Law School, attending in the fall of 1974. But, the draw to the arts was too strong and he left law school to continue his main pursuit, the stage. Tom spent 1975 as a teaching consultant for the Portage County Schools, filming and coaching teachers on classroom presentation and speaking techniques. He began his Masters Degree program at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, autumn, 1976. Again Tom graduated with high marks and a series of honors in spring, 1978, most notably serving as President of the Michigan Union. He also worked on a graduate school scholarship as a counselor in the University Admissions Office. Tom simultaneously spent those years in Ann Arbor battling Hodgkin's Disease, a form of lymphatic cancer that warranted his regular sessions of MOPP Chemotherapy throughout his academic tenure at the U of M. With diploma in hand and a clean bill of health, Tom moved to Detroit and spent twelve years distinguishing himself as an actor, director, producer and Edu-Tainer. He earned union membership in Screens Actors Guild (SAG) and the American Federation of Television and Radio Announcers (AFTRA). His countless commercial, industrial and film credits included national spots for General Motors, the voice for Cadillac and a role in Beverly Hills Cop with Eddie Murphy. He also formed his production company, staging dozens of musicals including Fiddler on The Roof, West Side Story, Guys and Dolls, Oklahoma…and touring schools with creative interpretations of classic works from Shakespeare to Aesop to Dickens. His Edu-Tainment company created an improvisational concept called Storybuilding where student stories and ideas were brought to life before the entire school assembly of their peers, thus building creative writing interest, literacy skills, and self-esteem. He even developed a school outreach program for McDonalds Corporation and actually portrayed the character Ronald McDonald for the dozen years he spent in Detroit. He also served as a board member for The Ronald McDonald Houses (RMC) in both Ann Arbor and Detroit and was a consultant to Ronald McDonald Children’s Charities (RMCC) at Hamburger University in Oakbrook, Illinois. Broadway had always been beckoning. In 1991, Tom moved to NYC and spent another decade in countless film, television, theatre and Edu-Tainment projects. Productions included Law and Order, Ransom, 15 Minutes, Die Hard III and a critically acclaimed showcase of his original musical Birdsville ,(adapted from the Aristophanes farce), staged at the Kauffman Theatre on 42nd Street. In 2000, Tom travelled to Rome, Italy in search of his Italian heritage. A two-week vacation turned into a change of continents and he is now a dual citizen commuting between The Eternal City and The Big Apple. He is Dottore Shaker in Italy, Director of Performing and Visual Arts Education, consulting at Sapienza Roma I University and Link Campus University. He is also a member of the USO committee in Rome, serves as a volunteer warden for the American Embassy, and is a past president of the American International Club of Rome (AICR). He has spent countless hours on various sets and sound stages including Cinecitta, “Hollywood on the Tiber”. Mel Gibson selected Tom for the role of Eyepatch in The Passion of the Christ. Then, the Cinecitta Jerusalem of Gibson became the Roman Forum for HBO and Tom was cast for recurring appearances in the drama mini-series, Rome. He is the Court Lictor in the episode titled Spoils. In Italy, Tom is writing his books, At Home in Rome, 24 Hours in… and Italy with Tom Shaker. He is scouting for his documentary Film "Kissa Grandpa" and producing/singing an album of new jazz standards with his band, "Tom and the Cats", featuring his original tunes, Bella Roma and Italiano-Americano. He has produced and recorded the album, Giggin’ with God, in the Vatican City studios. Tom has completed principal photography for the first fifteen episodes of his International media project, Where in the World with Tom Shaker, Rome 360º, the Churches. He has completed the pilot for his wine series, In Vino Veritas, as well. In Paris, France, Tom co-wrote, shot and starred in the TV series, Forget About It (Fugedaboudit), the story of a bar/diner owner and his screwy clientele. The show was accepted and showcased at the Hollywood Film Festival in December 2012. Works in Progress include: • In Vino Veritas / 30-minute episode series about wines of the world • 24 hours in… / a look at Piazza, Square and Centers around the Globe • Post Production, Rome 360º, Season I • Pre-Production, Season II, Rome 360º, March 2013 • Episode and distribution development for Forget About It 2016 will see the completion of his latest screenplays, The Siege of Malta and Roma Rewrite. Finally, Tom keeps busy in Italy lecture-guiding friends, colleagues, and referrals around the entire boot and islands.

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